There's a reason why there are no clean S13s any more

"Dsscats" (dsscats)
11/02/2014 at 01:30 • Filed to: None

It's because only douchenozzles like this idiot buy them. Bonus lack of seatbelt.

DISCUSSION (31)

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Dsscats
11/02/2014 at 01:32

I lol'd.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Dsscats
11/02/2014 at 01:34

This is why I Dislike JDM (mostly). Not because I think Japanese cars are crap, but because I dont wanna associate myself with these idiots. You know how nice it would be to be able to drive an EVO and not be instantly judged as an irresponsible teenager?

D > Dsscats
11/02/2014 at 01:36

Kinja'd!!!

mfw shit's gonna be tyte

Tohru > Dsscats
11/02/2014 at 01:38

My reaction to this:

Kinja'd!!!

Dsscats > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/02/2014 at 01:39

No. No. You like douchnozzles, but those buy EVERY kind of car. American cars too. If you buy almost any performance car, you'll be judged.

Supercar? Rich asshole

Mustang? Redneck idiot who can't go around corners

S chassis? Wannabe drifter

Lifted truck? No penis!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Dsscats
11/02/2014 at 01:40

I cant win can I?

Dsscats > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/02/2014 at 01:41

NEVER!!!!!!

Baeromez > Dsscats
11/02/2014 at 01:03

Camry? Washing machine pilot

Miata? Penis enthusiast

Range Rover? Quaalude enthusiast

Cadillac? Rocking chair enthusiast

Jaguar? Masochist

D > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/02/2014 at 01:35

blanket statements never win

promoted by the color red > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/02/2014 at 01:51

Ah, don't worry. You can't afford the insurance anyways. My cousin thought about buying a WRX in her early 20s and the bill would have been something into the 4 digits.

Plus that's not entirely true. Nobody has attempted to do the revving engine street racing thing to me. IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS GOING TO RACE YOU, ANYWAYS.

/sad milhouse

Or maybe I was just oblivious to that.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > promoted by the color red
11/02/2014 at 02:04

You're probably right. I think the Mitsubishi lancer Evo is a mechanical marvel, I truly remarkable car. But everybody I know that either wants one or drives one, is kind of an idiot. And they're annoying showoffs. There are obviously exceptions to the rule, and I'd probably be one if I had one. But Id rather have something subtle, or a classic.

Bytemite > Dsscats
11/02/2014 at 02:14

You just wish you had the balls to be able to try a drift on an off-ramp. Props to this guy, his balls are huge. And as for seatbelts, who needs them.

The Mayan > Baeromez
11/02/2014 at 02:18

Got me at Penis enthusiast...

also quaalude??

DanZman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/02/2014 at 02:25

this was a big part of my decision to sell my 350z!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > DanZman
11/02/2014 at 02:27

If I drove a Japanese performance car from The F&F era, Id feel like people were looking at me weird every time I got behind the wheel. It would just be too awkward. I love the 350Z, but the JDM culture has to change before I'd ever consider buying one

CharlieBronsonOfLuton > Baeromez
11/02/2014 at 04:24

fucking brilliant. Lol

pip bip - choose Corrour > Bytemite
11/02/2014 at 04:39

there's a time and place for this type of driving , this was not the place!

Bytemite > pip bip - choose Corrour
11/02/2014 at 06:19

I understand it isn't but that is why it's ballsy. I'm just tired of people shooting down hooning and calling hooners douchebags. Anyone can drive hard or try a drift on a track, but to have the confidence to try it on the street is impressive.

Just saying, if you don't have the balls to do it yourself, don't sit in front of a computer and call people douchebags for trying something you're too pussy to do.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Bytemite
11/02/2014 at 06:50

i've tried in the past and failed spectacularly, sadly for the OPPO community it was in the pre internet days , plus i've never had an in-car camera

TheOnelectronic > Dsscats
11/02/2014 at 07:03

Subaru: Wannabe Rally Driver

Sporty Civics: Street Racer

Wrangler: Mall Crawler/Bro

BMW: Asshat

Audi: Asshat who sold his BMW

Lexus: Dead inside

Mercedes: Dead soon

Jayhawk Jake > Dsscats
11/02/2014 at 07:56

I don't understand not wearing a seatbelt, especially if you're trying to do anything resembling performance driving.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Baeromez
11/02/2014 at 08:08

I'm absolutely a masochist, got me there.

Nerd-Vol > Bytemite
11/02/2014 at 08:39

I agree, I wish more guys like the dude in the video didn't wear seatbelts. Help thin the herd.

NonDriftingS13 > Dsscats
11/02/2014 at 09:36

My thing is his seatbelt retracts and he still isn't using it?!?!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dsscats
11/02/2014 at 09:54

I sincerely don't get why people don't wear seatbelts,what's the point of not wearing them? I even where my lapbelt in the Montego, is it really that big of a deal?! (There was a huge seatbelt check point in my city yesterday, people actually still get tickets at these things)

Also guy is a huge idiot

ghosty - electric space wizard > Dsscats
11/02/2014 at 17:06

Thank you for judging me based on him.

Dsscats > ghosty - electric space wizard
11/02/2014 at 18:44

You're welcome

ghosty - electric space wizard > Dsscats
11/02/2014 at 19:10

For the record, my S13 is straight and rust-free. Also, I'm not a "douchenozzle."

Dsscats > ghosty - electric space wizard
11/02/2014 at 19:11

But are you a douchegnu?

ghosty - electric space wizard > Dsscats
11/02/2014 at 19:13

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/02/2014 at 21:50

I was looking at a WRX a couple years ago. The stigma made me reconsider.